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By Anonymous Mike, pseudonymously.
Monday, September 29, 2008
An Important Public Service Announcement
If you are like me, you are wondering how you are going to deal with the day's troubling news. You are probably anxious, tense, and just a little scared.
So here's what you should.
Go out and find a golden retriever.
I have never met a golden retriever that ever had a bad day. Bad moments, yes, but that's usually because they aren't the center of someone's universe at that given moment. However they never have a bad day.
So go find one, maybe at your neighbor's house, maybe find one being walked somewhere, it doesn't matter. Just go up and give it a pat and maybe the good cheer will rub off on you.
In return give them a tennis ball or maybe a sandwich. They like those sort of things.