An Important Public Service AnnouncementIf you are like me, you are wondering how you are going to deal with the day's troubling news. You are probably anxious, tense, and just a little scared.
So here's what you should.
Go out and find a golden retriever.
I have never met a golden retriever that ever had a bad day. Bad moments, yes, but that's usually because they aren't the center of someone's universe at that given moment. However they never have a bad day.
So go find one, maybe at your neighbor's house, maybe find one being walked somewhere, it doesn't matter. Just go up and give it a pat and maybe the good cheer will rub off on you.
In return give them a tennis ball or maybe a sandwich. They like those sort of things.
posted by Anonymous Mike at
4:20 PM
