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By Anonymous Mike, pseudonymously.

 
Feels Like 1988 All Over Again

Forget Palin, forget Obama, forget all of that... the real magic is in the Great White North where the writ just dropped and they'll be an election for a new government next month.

I know what you are asking dear readers, weil Zonitics reprise it's award-winning coverage from the last election? The answer is an emphatic yes and over the next 5 weeks, I'll be providing answers to these vital questions:

Will the NDP close up the left side of the electorate and squeeze the Grits against the Conservatives?

Will the Conservatives continue their surge in Quebec and make enough gains in Toronto gain their first majority win in 20 years?

Will the Bloc Quebecois be able to recapture the magic of the late Lucien Bouchard and take the La Belle Province one giant step closer to nationhood? What? Bouchard isn't dead? Oh.... well, good for him, better for Mrs. Bouchard.

Who will be the next Jean Chretian for the Liberals and lead the party into another golden age of corruption and machine politics?

At the end of the night, will the entire nation be focused on the hanging chads in the riding of Western Arctic? Who will win the all-important parliamentary seat in Saskatoon–Rosetown–Biggar? Moose Jaw- Tulipville- Smaller? Toronto- Petuniaburgh- Just Right?

I won't hand these pearls of wisdom for free, so if you want to know the answers you'll have to subscribe to our special "premium service" which involves showing up at the next Blogger Fest and buying me a beer. After the first 3 or 4 subscribers, I'll be letting the answers loose fast and furious.
posted by Anonymous Mike at 2:40 PM